Going in for an interview!

This can either end with me:

Failing in my second attempt at finding a job

OR

Me getting a job and discounted pizza

posted2 hours ago / 01 Sep 2014 with 0 notes      reblog

My dad just asked, “Is Kevin Durand your flavor of the month?”

Like fuck yeah he is. He’s a sexy tree and as long as I get to see him every fucking week in my television then yes I will get excited every single week.

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bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

posted2 hours ago / 01 Sep 2014 with 112,577 notes   

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the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod)

posted2 hours ago / 01 Sep 2014 with 1,433,300 notes   

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neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

(Source: lalondes)

posted2 hours ago / 01 Sep 2014 with 224,311 notes   

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shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

posted2 hours ago / 01 Sep 2014 with 55,826 notes   

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(Source: twitterscreencaps)

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hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

paradoxicalpolitico:

northgang:

…Questlove’s face says it all

SHOTS WERE FIRED.

posted14 hours ago / 31 Aug 2014 with 158,132 notes   

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voldesnorts:

voldesnorts:

The story of voldesnorts and papasnorts going shopping

papasnorts now thinks he is too good to talk to me because of this post

posted14 hours ago / 31 Aug 2014 with 25,973 notes   

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